Ant Farm by Simon Rich
Author:Simon Rich [Rich, Simon]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-0-307-49396-5
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
Published: 2007-09-16T04:00:00+00:00
if life were like hockey
POLICE OFFICER: I can’t believe it! You just hit that man, deliberately, with a stick. Right in the back, as hard as you could! You didn’t even try to hide what you were doing.
CRAZY PERSON: What are you going to do about it?
POLICE OFFICER: I’m … going to make you sit on that bench. For two minutes.
CRAZY PERSON: Can I bring along my stick?
POLICE OFFICER: Yes.
CRAZY PERSON: Sounds good. (To victim) I’ll see you in two minutes.
VICTIM: Officer! What am I supposed to do?
POLICE OFFICER: I don’t know. Fight him?
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